Sir Thermopolis War III

Mispronunciation of the Day:

Realm. As in ree*lum.

Used in sentence: Psychology helped to discover the third ree*lum of literature.

{} Sir Thermopolis was once the subject of much vitriol acted out in the good old shoe throwing business.{}

Sir Thermopolis War II

Sir Thermopolis is in fine form, drilling important little facts into our brains in his monotonous manner. To business it is!

Mispronunciation of the Day:

Thomas. As in, tho*mass.

Used in sentence: Tho-mass Grandgrind strongly believed in developing an education system solely based on facts.

{} In order to increase his sex appeal, Sir Thermopolis has no problem with lifting up a trouser leg and continually scratching his leg for long periods of time. {} FACT!

Introducing Sir Thermopolis War

Sir Thermopolis War has been given the honor to teach us not one but two classes this semester. He is an old skeleton (who probably has died three times over) with a vast storehouse of knowledge with no apparent teaching style whatsoever, yet you can't fault his perceptive cognizance. Disruptions in class are caused by those who see the funny side of his mispronunciation of words and his overall demeanor. In this series, we shall be including snippets of his extensive non-existent autobiography. And mispronunciations.

Mispronunciation of the day:

Thoreau. As in, tho*ree*oh.

Used in sentence: Tho*ree*oh was influenced by Transcendentalism.

{}Sir Thermopolis was the instigator of the 1936 Palestinian strike against the British Mandate.{} FACT!