The Facebook Status Making the Rounds on Everyone's Status

By everyone, we mean of course the people we had to bribe in order for them to accept us as friends and who are predominantly Palestinian/Arab.

Dear Europe, Sorry about that cloud of ash over your heads and you can't travel anywhere. We feel just the same. Sincerely, Gaza.

That's like, deep. Speaking of which, the volcano continues to smolder in its afterbirth pain after begetting infinitival amounts of infernal hellions.

Talk about bad analogies.