Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Hungarian Horntail/Ginormous 3D Pokemon
It's perfectly normal to walk into campus one day and find this gargantuan...sculpture smack in the middle of somewhere, with no explanations. The hell is that thing? And why is it there? And who put it up? We've come to the conclusion that a flock of ancient Aztec fowls disguised as modern day BZU students erected this...sculpture as a shrine for their deity, but underneath this seemingly simplistic and harmless elucidation is the darker, twisted veracity with the sinister motive of hypnotizing poor unsuspecting students to convert to their religion where they act as the brainwashed and mentally powerless brawny army so desperately needed to fight and overthrow the descendants of Cortez and his looting men, with the help of Harry Potter and his homies.